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Just ‘Borg me’ and get it over with, pleads Patrick Stewart

Patrick Stewart

“Locutus had his upsides,” says Patrick Stewart.

Patrick Stewart, the English actor who played Captain Jean Luc Picard on the Star Trek: The Next Generation TV series, says that he prefers life as a cybernetic organism than to attending one more Star Trek convention.

“What can I say about hanging out with Trekkies and Bill Shatner except that Locutus has started looking infinitely better with each passing day,” Stewart told HDW. “As Locutus of Borg I felt part of a motivated team with a clear mission. The Enterprise just flies off willy nilly in search of strange new worlds. Well, BFD. The Borg are do-ers.”

WME Entertainment, which represents Stewart, confirms they are in contract negotiations with Hugh of Borg in the Delta Quadrant.

Photo credit: “Patrick Stewart Met Opera 2010” by David Shankbone, licensed under CC 2.0

Humanity’s 10 Secret Weapons in Coming Robot Wars

Former taxi driver Marilu Henner

Former taxi driver Marilu Henner

 

  1. Team DotA
  2. Finch
  3. Jean Luc Picard
  4. Justice League
  5. Marilu Henner
  6. Rock ’n’ roll
  7. David Copperfield
  8. Godzilla
  9. Rick Deckard
  10. Doctor Who

Photo credit: “Marilu Henner” by Gage Skidmore, licensed under CC 2.0