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Nostalgic Oculus Rifters struggle to return to three dimensions

Oculus Rift

Apparently, no one was listening in 2015 when Oculus founder Palmer Luckey explained how to safely use Oculus Rift virtual reality headgear.

Accidental injuries are on the rise as Oculus Rift users struggle to adapt to reality after playing their favorite retro video games.

“I’d just gotten off a six-hour binge,” said Super Mario Brothers-enthusiast Daryl Coverdale, 26, of his accident. “It didn’t occur to me that there might be a way around the glass coffee table.

Coverdale was hospitalized with a broken foot, multiple lacerations and minor burns. His stomach was also pumped after it was discovered he’d consumed a large number of flowers and mushrooms after his gaming session.