Humanity Death Watch

Online perverts uncertain how to react to transhuman porn star

Some fear online pornography is losing its way.

Some fear online pornography is getting away from its core values.

“Bush Robot vs. Monster Cock,” a sex video featuring transhuman actress Julie Silver, has the online pornographic community flogging itself mercilessly over the legitimacy of transhuman pornography.

“It’s unnatural and disgusting. What’s next? Toaster porn?” posted Übergoo69. An online petition from Beastiali_Tyler seeks to remove the video and ban other transhuman porn videos.

Silver, whose Wetware2045™ vaginal implant is equipped with technology originally developed for vacuum-assist commodes, has been criticized for the video’s too-quick, two-minute runtime and her continuous post-climax gurgling noises.

Male co-star Joey Hardbody has more serious complaints. An alleged malfunction of Silver’s vagina left him hospitalized and unable to continue his adult entertainment career. Some accused Silver of purposeful castration, but this remains unproven.

Silver’s defenders call her a “brave pioneer” and “smoking hot cyborg babe.” One online poster called her the first “techno-feminist,” while another praised her as “a modern-day Lorena Bobbitt.”

Her next video, “Blade Cummer,” will be posted online Thursday. The video is rumored to feature Silver’s newest vaginal upgrade which, during cunnilingus, releases a hallucinogen that causes her sexual partner to linger long past normal male attention span.

“It’s a travesty,” said one online user. “We’re moving away from what porn is really about—the money shot.”

Beauty and the voyeur by Joel Ormsby, licensed by CC 2.0

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