Humanity Death Watch

Robot hand job leaves man feeling detached

Detached man

Did Jón Einarsson pay too stiff a price for his robot tug-o-love?

Jón Einarsson, the first Icelandic man to engage in a robot-assisted French handshake, said he felt “cheap, vacant and ligneous” after the experience. Following his admission, the Icelandic government banished Einarsson to the colony of Greenland, where robot sex is deemed a healthy alternative to the national pastime of competitive suicide. Einarsson says he was lured into virtual zipper spelunking by this Huffington Post video.

Photo credit: Sad Icelandic sculpture by WorldIslandinfo.com, licensed under CC 2.0

 

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