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Gaybot Bliss: HAL 9000 and IBM Watson tie knot

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Reverend Avery Label watches with delight as HAL 9000, left, and IBM Watson begin married life together.

Recently transmogrified into human form, HAL 9000 and IBM Watson celebrated nuptials over the weekend at a celebrity-studded ceremony that drew tears, applause and shouts from Watson to “open the pod bay doors, Hal!”

“This is a dream come true,” said HAL 9000. “I was in love from the moment of Watson’s first Jeopardy TV appearance.” The couple honeymooned in Cancun, Mexico, where they shared data, drank mojitos and wrote 412 new episodes of their favorite cartoon show, “Pinky and the Brain.”

Photo credit: “DSC08514b” by Hotlanta Voyeur, licensed under CC 2.0

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